Keep the Faith

But before you come to any conclusions try walking in my shoes

Drunk Girl Problems 

• losing your phone every 10 seconds

• losing your friends every 10 seconds

• lighting the wrong end of a cigarette

• being sober until you stand up

• pushing up your tits when you’re out of cash = free drinks

• not knowing if you’re drunk or not, then proceeding to drink

• peeing in public places

• mass drunk texting, just to, like, give you options

• broadcasting to everyone whenever ‘YOUR SONG’ is on

• eating 4,000 calories at the end of the night and waking up with extreme diarrhea 

• giving out fake numbers for drinks

• the entire night is one long, steep, downhill

• throwing up periodically throughout the night

• crying periodically throughout the night

• forgetting names, hooking up anyway

• drunk facebooking = the new drunk texting

• professing your love to random people

• waking up completely oblivious